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Sebastyne

The Lover Of Men, Kings, and Gods, The Patron Saint Of The Masculine. Also, other stuff.

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Why Katy Perry Doesn’t Want To Be There While Her Friend Is Having A Poop?

And why do I have to have a friend who does?!

So I’m in a weird position of never having a private moment as the spirits (both living and dead) are with me at all times. This means that I have had a lot of spirit public poops. Today, Katy Perry decided she was GOING TO LEAVE for this event! Now, I don’t know what is […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Personally speaking, I want a gentledom.

You know, a gentleman combined with a perverted male dom...

What I realized, I need a gentleman dom. Someone who has 0 tolerance for resistance. Who expects full submission or loses his patience with you. Someone, who will anger at the slightest of resistance and make you his anyway.

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

I just watched the unsettling scenes of Chris Lilley’s J’amie King

And made me wonder... Is J'amie really a bitch or has she been misrepresented?

For those of you who are unfamiliar with J’amie. Chris Lilley is an Australian comedian, a 40-something dude dressed up as a high school girl… And this is sooo, so so good. (You’ve gotta watch the entire Chris Lilley production, he is beyond brilliant… But here’s a taster…) Look, I know J’amie is a fictional […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

The fact Kit Harington was bullied to “take it back” is an example of sexisim against men!

"I will be a good little hunk and shut up"

Before we get to Kit Harington and his case, let me just start off with a personal example of what sexism against men. According to my shrink, I am schizophrenic or have an acute psychosis. Both such reassuring, trust-inducing conditions! (My own view is that I am psychic but that is irrelevant in this context.) […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Why you should listen to advice that sounds so delicious you’re afraid of it

And why we tend to follow the worst advice

Advice is always given in order to guide others to a happier existence based on one’s own experience and beliefs. The trouble is, what makes you happy may be completely different to what makes me happy. Therefore, my advice is automatically good for only those who think like me. Because we all think that what […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

What do women want, and which woman to listen to?!

How to figure out different kinds of women

There is one good rule of thumb to follow whenever dealing with people: We‘re all different. Anyone who speaks for all women or all men are going to be wrong more often than they are right. It is impossible to figure out what women want, because all women want a different thing, just like all […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Hugh Hefner dies at 91 leaving a history of dreams realized

One love of my life has passed

I don’t often find myself compelled to write farewells to anyone, really. Hugh Hefner is one of those people who made my world better by simply being in it. I’ve never bought the Playboy magazine – I don’t like girls, but I loved his life. I loved what he did in his time, throughout his […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Sexually willing females and the myth of their non-existence

The frustration of not being able to run the streets naked in order to get a proper root

I must tell you something, dear men. Sexually willing females are not a myth invented by the porn industry. We DO exist. Here’s the dilemma: There are women who are deathly afraid of men and their “power”. These are the same women who insist men are threatened by “feminine power” and “strong women”. I believe […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Why Orlando Bloom gives you such an interesting vibe…

And you're not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing

Mr. Orlando Bloom is one of those guys who are simply irresistibly good looking. Not only that, he’s also seriously cute and good-humored, well-mannered with a kinky side, he’s everything that you’d want a dream guy to be, right? And yet, you don’t know whether you like him or not, do you? There is something […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

Oh Die Already You Pastel Shaded Politically Correct Goddess of the 2010’s Internet!!

The Goddess of Nicely Packaged Styrofoam

I envision her there with her laptop and her smart phone (iPhone, of course, she’s too bland for Android or Windows) taking the perfect picture of her mocha frappuccino cinnamon latte, sprinkled with fucking fairy dust that, by the time she’s done, is too cold to really enjoy, but she sips it with the most […]

My life coaching and self-development is based on the idea of personal choice, personal freedom, and seeking authenticity. My blog is constructed under the same principles of openness and being real.

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