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A rock fan. A thinker. A psychic empath and a channel, a Tarot reader. A polyandrist; The lover of men, kings, and gods. An eternal romance analyzer.  A romantic pervert. Generation X Rebel. A psycho-spiritual life coach.

To The Celebrities


The miracles of the modern world… The Internet. I reside on the beautiful island of Tasmania, that is a notoriously celebrity-free area of the world – and that is not the reason why I chose this place. (You’d have to see it and then try to leave without crying… lol.) So for the time being, at least, I’ll stick around here, and talk to you on the phone on over the Internet, mainly. Irregular hours suit me well, so I’m always a phone call away.

Getting in touch is a little bit of a conundrum as I do get hopefuls to pretend to be a celebrity, and I would rather not waste my time with a 10-year-old prankster, so… The procedure (and I’ve tried to make this as hassle free as I can think of:

First, the easiest way:

  1. Send me an email from an account linked to your domain address that I can recognize as yours, and tell me what it is that you want from meeee?!

or, if you don’t want to risk your official email address yet

  1. Follow me on either Instagram or Twitter under your verified account and send me a private message.

or, if you don’t want to follow me and risk being tabloided (very low risk for the time being)

  1. Send me a tweet on either Instagram or Twitter under your verified account.
  2. Mention the account you sent it from.
  3. Fill the rest of the form and send.
  4. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.

The address looks ugly because I scrape it every time it starts to get ‘abuse’. I’ll give you a nice permanent one as soon as I know it’s you. I’ll reply from the same domain, but possibly from a different account. As you can see from the browser address bar, is running on a secure server, so this should be relatively safe.

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