Hate living in today’s world? Wish you were born 100 years before?

Mehhehhehe.

First of all, you were. We all reincarnate all the time, a fact you can accept despite having to fight off the fear of embarrassment when some “scientific” dude tries to shame you on it – you don’t have to tell them you know that to be true.

Second of all, the world will never be quite like this ever again. This time is special. Even though we have all the time in the Universe to roam and do whatever we do best (fuck), there will never be THIS TIME again. Don’t miss out on scrolling the TikTok feed. It doesn’t matter you’re “wasting time”. You can waste all you want. Just don’t miss out on the thing you enjoy, no matter how stupid. This is your last chance to grab it and grin. This time will never come back…

You’ll have another childhood, another youth, you’ll date again, you’ll have sex for the first time ever again, marry again, you’ll have another family of your own, those things are timeless classics we never get tired of, not in a hurry at least, but this TikTok and Woke shit… This is once in the Universe.

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