Why are women so bitchy in their dating profiles?

Because if you’ll call yourself “nice and approachable and up for a chat with anyone,” even if that was true, you’re going to have to prove yourself to every asshole that wants to guilt trip hypocrite-shame you after they’re told you they really like your saggy boobs and want to fuck you real hard… You tell them to go fuck themselves, and if you haven’t blocked them already, you’ll be busy defending yourself from accusations of hypocrisy.

To be fair, with a response like that, you’d have to block them without a response, but the “nice guy” who lives in Mom’s basement is also going to use the same strategy. He’s going to be real nice. You’re not going to be interested because a man has to have a certain whatsit to be interesting. You try to reject him being nice to him, but he will accuse you of that hypocrisy. If he manages to stay nice enough about it, you’ll wind up married to the asshole.

Also, unless you’re a fucking psycho and enjoy rejecting men personally, you want to lower their expectations before they even take time of messaging you.

Everything in your dating profile, you’ll need to be able to live up to, and keep the fact you’re also nice and funny as a pleasant surprise.

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