Good sex is rather simple, really.

It is ironic, I must say. The insanely famous men who accompany me in spirit told me this thing, how they struggle to get good sex out of their relationships. You might find that surprising, right? However, when you think of it, it makes perfect sense. Every woman they’re with is putting in their best effort to be the best fuck he’s ever had… Which MUST turn into a freaking circus pretty damned fast if you think about it.

Just think about it. There she is, tossing her hair, licking her lips, doing all porn star moves she can think of, fake moan, fake orgasm, giving her best effort to make him feel like a porn star. It might be fun for the first six months of your fame before turning old and cold.

Good sex is pretty damned simple. It’s permission to be a human. JUST human, not an animal, not a porn star, not a freaking zen master. It is about finding a connection; it’s truly about meeting someone on a different level. Good sex is not about learning “moves” or “tricks” or Kama Sutra. *yawn* The illustrations of Kama Sutra seem like the work of a 16-year-old sex-obsessed boy, not a master of sex. I know very little of Kama Sutra, but I know the pictures in it are nothing to judge your sex life by.

You know the moves you need to know – they are in you because you’re a fucking human. A fucking human. A human fucking. You are what is expected of you.

Rather than Kama Sutra, try Second Life.

By the way… An amazing way to find out what people love in terms of sex is to go on Second Life and test out sex-animated furniture. They’re made for real people, by real people (often using motion capture animation technique, effectively doing a recording of movements of real people, as they do in the movies to animate a monster). And it’s kinda heart-warming how the positions, cuddles alike, are so very familiar to us all. Not all of it; there is some weird stuff out there, in fact, that’s another one of Second Life’s beautiful things; there’s the weirdo stuff for every weirdo who ever lived, but you could test out this theory: Go see hookup joints and ask for one thing: “Only stay with animations you like – if you don’t like the animation, try the next one, even if you think I’d like it.”

Granted, to have sex on Second Life, you’ll need to spend some time perfecting your avatar, and that’ll take time and money. Still, you’ve got that option to explore people, yourself, and different connections you could theoretically make without risking an STD or your reputation. :p

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