Forgiveness addicts: People who repeatedly do wrong by you so you’d have a chance of forgiving them

Be very mindful of this type of person. They love the feeling of forgiveness. They both love to forgive and to be forgiven. To them, the sensation of being forgiven is… Orgasmic, almost. Therefore, they will keep reoffending you, so you’d have something to forgive. They will also often imagine wrong-doing in your part, so they’d have something to forgive you, even when you have done nothing wrong by them. If you have a girlfriend constantly suspicious of your cheating, they probably just want to find out if there’s a chance for them to forgive you for it – but first, must come regret.

The more of a preacher you are, you know, the type that talks about morals and rules of conduct toward other people; how you expect people to treat each other with love, respect, and kindness. The stricter your rules, the more likely you’re to attract forgiveness addicts because offending you is super easy. They assume that since you are “a preacher”, you’ll also be forgiving. Christianity is all about forgiveness, after all, and if you are a person of morals, these people will flock to you like flies to shit. They’ll want to forgive you, too, as I said, but if you are a person of morals, it’s unlikely you want forgiveness as much as you want to do right by people in the first place. Continually seeking forgiveness is not the life-plan of a moralist, at all. Therefore, you’ll be watching yourself like a hawk, and frankly, so are they: they want to find something to forgive, and you’re trying to avoid having a sin on your conscience… So you’ll be EXTRA fucking careful not to do the wrong thing by them, to prove to this person you’re worthy of their trust, but all they want to prove to you that you’re worthy of their forgiveness.

Much of this #meToo crap is probably about this. The accusations are often over nothing, but if you are not brave enough to be a proper bad boy, they’ll make you a villain anyway, so they can then forgive you for what you’ve done. “Show us you’re regretful, and we’ll give you your job back.”

These people also follow a pattern of showing remorse and regret only when pushed to a corner. Then, they make a fucking spectacle out of it. (Think of abusers, cheaters, drug addicts, or alcoholics who promise to change, if you give them another chance.) They won’t simply confess to their wrong-doing, they cry and call themselves a horrible person, they are full of self-loathing and regret, and all this display of Christian regret is designed for you to forgive them, show them how you love them, God loves them, Jesus loves them – but they don’t realize that true love comes from the fact you don’t NEED fucking forgiveness in the first place, because you make sure you don’t hurt the people you love in the first place!

If they truly loved you, they wouldn’t have done it in the first place.

Sure, we all make mistakes, but there are people who make MISTAKES, and then there are people who simply habitually fuck up in order to give you something to forgive them for. A person who truly cares for you doesn’t want to see you in pain – emotional or physical.. (Unless it’s for sexual or romantic kicks, of course, and you actually enjoy it, too.) But two forgiveness addicts together… OMG they’ll wind up killing each other just to forgive each other one last time and be reborn together… Again.

Personally, I couldn’t give two flying fucks for these fuckups, but hey, to each their own.

I hope you find my swearing amusing, rather than offensive, but you do not need to forgive me for it, btw. You can have your negative opinion and shove it up your shit hole, babycakes, this ain’t changing. You need me more than I need you, honey.

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