the Normal Person* make friends by sticking around like a bad smell

This post was published from a draft mode, FYI

I write this from a very the Savants* perspective. The way  the Normal Person* make friends, to a Savants*, seems like a page from “a guidebook of how to act like a lunatic”. It makes 0 sense to us, and it is often impossible for us to understand the way the Normal Person* mind works. Namely, them “making friends”.

You all know that person that annoys you for no reason like they deliberately take you as a target to annoy and pick on. Everything you do is somehow wrong, right? Or that person that arrives into a new place or group and makes every effort to be as annoying as they possibly can, get as much attention as they possibly can. Act horribly for the attention. You might wonder what’s the end game.

I’ll tell you. The Normal Person* believe that if they can keep someone’s attention on them for long enough, they’ll become friends. If they feel in desperate need of a friend, they’ll cause themselves harm in order to have someone rescue them, but if they feel like they are in a power position to choose friends, they’ll pick on you and “try to give you a compliment” in the form of picking on you flaws: “Look, I am awesome, I recognize you have potential, and I’ll promise to make you my kind. I’ll assume you’ll make changes for me if I just point out what the changes I require are.”

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