How to have a relationship with the Normal Person*?

I have spent a lot of time contemplating how to end a relationship with a determined Dog-Type Thinker who simply doesn’t want to take a no for an answer and is prepared to do anything to be “a friend” (a dog) for you. This relationship poses multiple problems, and I wholeheartedly advise against it, but if you are thinking of yielding under a Dog-Type Thinker’s masterful nagging and emotional blackmail, you CANNOT agree do so with an “let’s see how it goes” attitude. If they’re this difficult to reject, imagine how difficult they will be to break up with.

You MUST think of them as your dog so that you’ll love them like a dog… You will love your dog infinitely more than one of these people. You’ll run out of patience with the Normal Person* very fast if you’re thinking of them as a human being. (Fuck, people are going to “love me” for this post.)

Wherever this post is going to go, it’s going to lead to a form of VOLUNTARY slavery. It is kind of like BDSM; it has to be voluntary. But if you intend to take on the role of a master, you’ll have to know how to do it responsibly. Mixing the roles of slaves, masters, friends, employees, and all that is dangerous. Your roles must be clear, and you MUST NOT EVER marry your Lover-thinking* slave, even if you take one as a sex slave. It must become clear to them from the start that marriage is off the table. I also advise NOT TO take sex slaves from the Lover-thinking* crowd, but you know… People. If we’re having slaves, some of you will go there, so let’s try and minimize the dangers there, too.

Draw a legally binding contract.

Don’t allow the Normal Person* to imagine they can “wing it” as things progress. The conditions of your relationship must be clear from the start, and you must enforce them. Do not promise a punishment you are not willing to keep, and make sure a punishment is something that work as a punishment rather than a reward. This should turn a lot of the Normal Person* off the thought of even trying their luck here. They are also often attracted to a Cat Type Thinking* master because they know them to be kind and fair… And easily persuadable. You must stop being those things.

The Normal Person* must state what they expect of this relationship (this is going to be hard for them, but you must insist). What is within the services they provide and outside of it. You must understand they expect love out of this. You must prove to them, one way or another, that love isn’t what they’re going to get out of it.

Base it on a BDSM contract.

You base your documents on a BDSM contract, and you may be pretty close to a good start. (Both free and paid templates are available online.) You may also stipulate what happens if your slave tries to take things into sexual domain or tries to seduce you for a relationship, expresses wishes to marry, or complains about lack of love. (End of employment, I suggest.)

Remember, you are giving a person a chance to be “everything you want” to you, and the main point of this exercise is to express very clearly that you are willing to negotiate, but you will seek a spouse elsewhere. A Normal Person* believes that enslaving themselves to another person WILL ignite love in them, the way that love ignites for an actual dog that is loyal and a great servant. While your love for your dog is real, it won’t work the same way with humans, not in the Savants*, anyway.

Make sure that this contract WILL promise you enough to make it worth it for you. Don’t count on the Normal Person* to back off a deal that they see as daunting and thus, as a certain way to find true love. Demand a person who you would genuinely fall in love with if you even dangle that possibility under their keen nose.

Consider things that an average human being should be able to do for you.

Cooking, cleaning, tidying up, general house maintenance, stuff like that. Ask the person in question what they can do for you. Make them suggest services to you. They are looking to wow you with their servitude, so make them sell it to you.

Most likely they expect you to be a magician capable of turning them into a Matthew McConaughey or Diane Kruger with just a little time spent on them. Just a few secret tips that will suddenly reveal how to be super confident, beautiful, handsome, successful… Ah. The glory of evolution, people. “I’m willing to be anything.” Leonardo Da Vinci in spirit revealed to me what made Mona Lisa so mysterious. He seemed annoyed that nobody had figured it out yet so he’d give the answer: It wasn’t a noble woman in that painting at all. It was a servant girl in a noble woman’s dress. Her smug smile speaks of her believing that wearing a noble woman’s clothes made her equal to a noble woman. His point being somewhat along those lines: the nobility could never tell whether someone was nobility or not, but for her clothes alone. Similar ideas as George Bernard Shaw expressed in Pygmalion (that was later adapted to My Fair Lady). That said… To be born into nobility by no means guarantees a noble character so they both win there, but I digress.

A Normal Person* expects a smart “god like” the Savants* to “see something in them” and make them into their own image. They believe that anything that one person can do can be taught to another. They fully believe in their ability to be trained into anything – including beauty and grace… Of which they also might hold an unrealistic belief, that whomever achieves beauty, does so by some magical spring that only the gorgeous know the location of… And if they show themselves to be willing, all these secrets will be revealed to them in due time.

(Here’s a tip for any the Normal Person* reading: All the secrets are in this blog. None of them contains magic… Well, more magical magic than the obvious.)

Limit their ability to imagine things.

the Savants* and the Normal Person* are typically a terrible pair because a Savants* works hard to hide the fact they see nothing but glaring flaws in the Normal Person*. Therefore, the Normal Person* imagines a Savants* is LESS DEMANDING MASTER than another the Normal Person* would be.

This is not true, however. A Cat Type Thinking* master rarely believes that the Normal Person* has what it takes to master the lessons of a Savants*, so they don’t often even try. They’ll give them whatever they intend to give and expect no lessons to be learned. That, in turn, makes the Normal Person* imagine the Savants* believes they were born perfect, and we are quite prone to expressing thoughts like that to them, too: “Everyone is beautiful in their own way.” They praise their virtues and ignore their vices, and leave the Normal Person* under the illusion that indeed they did better in life than what they thought!

Don’t let the Normal Person* under your care imagine themselves to be any better than what they are. Point out flaws, kindly, like you’d do with an actual dog. Anger only to say: “You are almost there, almost there! Try harder! Just a little bit more!” Point out bigger flaws like you’d do with a dog. Short sentences, clear instructions, predictable punishments.

the Normal Person* also think being in a relationship with a Savants* is a freaking master class for them, because they’re so confusing. The reason why the Savants* are confusing is a) We are not trying to teach them how to be us. B) We don’t have expectations on another person on how to be them. But the Normal Person* expects both of these statements be true, and try to guess what exactly Charles Manson, an eager teacher and coach of young people, as they’d see him, would have meant by saying helter skelter one famous afternoon.

I kid you not, if you don’t know how to train the Normal Person* who thinks you’re Gods gift to mankind, they’ll commit murders to impress you, and then tell the police you told them to. That said, I HIGHLY advice against it.

If you think having a voluntary Lover-thinking* slave would be nice…

It will take an enormous amount of energy to train them into what you want from them. Whatever they do for you is more than likely NOT worth the effort you need to put into training them. It’s up to you, but I will obviously assume no responsibility of it when things go sideways. You do what you must but you know…

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