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Why are women so bitchy in their dating profiles?

Because if you’ll call yourself “nice and approachable and up for a chat with anyone,” even if that was true, you’re going to have to prove yourself to every asshole that wants to guilt trip hypocrite-shame you after they’re told you they really like your saggy boobs and want to fuck you real hard… You […]

Read the dating profiles before you answer them. Every Last Word.

Now. My terms are PERFECT for online dating. Once people learn them, boy, it will supercharge online dating. However, for it all to work, for ANY online dating site to work for you, you need to actually read what people are saying in their profiles, and NOT then rewrite it in your head to mean […]

Unemployed dating

I had a freaking epiphany, people. I have been unemployed for several years, and only now realized that what one could do in a situation like this is to date other unemployed people. This is so insane that it had never occurred to me to go that way specifically; to enjoy TIME together. When people […]

What should you write in your dating profile?

There is something that the Savants* thinkers do that the Normal Person* find confusing. The Savants* tend to open up their doors for “everyone” but then add strict criteria for entry. This includes dating profiles, which, especially with the Savants* women, tend to be a little… Spikey. What are the Savants* […]

Why can’t the Normal Person* keep out of your dating business?

the Normal Person* date for their friends and family, not for themselves. This is important for the Savants* to understand, that the Normal Person* take it for granted, that their opinion on your love life matters more to you than your feelings toward that person. If they don’t like this person, to the Young […]

The Luxury Car Dating Analogy

Okay. Here’s the most perfect analogy of how the Normal Person* views an M8R101 the Savants*. Let’s imagine Ferrari M8R10 is a car, and the Normal Person* is the buyer. Now. Our seller is an enthusiast: “Look, Ferrari M8R10 is a one-of-a-kind model. It is completely custom-made from start to finish. Panther skin seats […]

Online dating will involve a healthy amount of talk about sex. It should.

I love online dating. I love it mainly because of the incredible amount of good stuff that comes into your inbox. I love the conversations about relationships, sex, and sexuality, all those topics that normally wouldn’t happen, but on a dating site is a natural thing to discuss, even if only on a theoretical level. […]

Dating after divorce – You’re too old for another compromise, man

Dating after divorce is a bit different than what it was the last time you did it. You think all these young kids are doing it so differently. But you know what? You’re not going to be dating those kids (most likely), you’ll still be dating people about the same age as you are. If […]

Can you find your True Mirror (True Emotion Mirror) on a dating site?

I just did – but only because I knew who I was looking for. The oldest readers might remember “Anton” who I was writing this blog with although we’ve never met before my Miss Guides took over. I knew who I was looking for, his look, personality type and so forth, and I’ve seen a […]