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Don’t worry, we don’t judge you for your failed relationships, dear celebs.

While in the 1950’s, celebrity divorces may have made people gasp in horror, Gen X or anyone younger won’t give a f*** anymore. We get it. Most of our relationships are just as messy these days, just not front-page news. XD

“Kids” don’t need to be spanked, the Swans* -type of kids may need to be, however.

There are two types of people in this world, and these types are in-born. Old Soul* kids do not need to be spanked – they know, deep down, it is possible they are not loved and that their parents may even hate them, so they are not going to be testing their boundaries too much. […]

Depression: Don’t seek happiness, seek interesting things and feelings.

Happiness is such a difficult concept to be looking for. Instead, look for interesting things and feelings. Try to find anything interesting to do that gets your brain working. Interesting feelings can come from anywhere, including cutting, right? Just don’t cut because it’s just a little too desperate for a tiny problem like finding interesting […]

But I don’t want you to have any secrets from me…

Dear the Swans*. There’s a problem with the way you do things sometimes. You FORCE people to LIE to you. “I don’t want you to have any secrets from me,” you may coo. He tells you: “I actually have a daughter with a married woman.” “I don’t want to hear that! EWWW!” You have to […]

Don’t know how to approach people? Who to approach?

Popular people are rarely a good place to go looking for a good friend if you’re socially anxious. While they are well-liked, they’re also well busy, and they can also be picky and expect you to be equally easy-going with people. They tend to have very little understanding of the reasons for being socially awkward, […]

Don’t force The Timeless into a relationship nor The Swans* out of it.

The Swans* feel the need to prove or to be proven that they are “serious” about the relationship by insisting upon it. The Timeless need you to be the best, most amazing person they can imagine ever winding up with to fall in love with you and to keep a relationship going with you. Now, […]

I don’t think you can brag so much you’ll put off your True Emotion Mirror.

While modesty and humility are good traits when dealing with OTHER people, with your True Emotion Mirror, I don’t think you can brag so much you’d put them off you. They may start cringing when you do your best bragging, but I don’t think you can do it so much they’ll completely fall out of […]

Why you must stop using negative words of yourself, even in humorous intent, if you don’t want to change what it refers to about yourself.

When the Swans* senses that you are not 100% satisfied with yourself, they always see an opportunity to make themselves your coach and savior. While they can be good for that, sometimes, for the most part, the Timeless don’t want them in their business. That is why you’ll have to find a positive or neutral […]

When advising the Swans*, don’t use the words “don’t” or “can’t”…

the Swans* are very childish people, even as adults. When you advise them with a “don’t” or “you can’t,” they are absolutely going to do just that, just to see what they are missing out on. If you tell them, “Don’t stick your tongue on a frozen iron pole,” and you think they’d fucken listen […]

You don’t BECOME a generalized True Emotion Mirror. You FIND yours and then, you are theirs.

You’re doing it wrong if you are trying to find out how to become a generic True Emotion Mirror. NOBODY is a generic True Emotion Mirror, but you can BECOME an Enigma Soulmate. An Enigma Soulmate has generic traits that people in general find attractive. Superstar traits. Enigma’s True Emotion Mirror is another Enigma, but […]

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